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Drunken Publicness, Photo Evidence [13 Dec 2003|04:19pm]
[ mood | hungry ]
[ music | "Spin the Black Circle" by Pearl Jam ]

Oh, office parties are always so interesting.

People like to tease my boss for being sorta metrosexual-preppy, compulsively neat, hair gel-hardened back, looking young enough to be just out of college. He stated "I don't dance" and of course because of this was eventually dragged up to the dance floor by two of our female co-workers. Poor dude. Everyone at our table was heckling them, saying "Grab her ass," or "slip him some tongue."

With Mr. Digicam I got some very interesting evidence with which to blackmail assorted parties into the next century.

The DJ was shitty. After some coercion he did play "The Power" by Snap! and I jumped up and ran to the dance floor. That was, unfortunately, the high point of my evening.

After, at Chili's, our resident actress recreated another coworker's wedding in lurid detail. She did a very amusing rendition of the bride's tube-top wearing aunt drinking a 40 of Colt she'd smuggled into the reception. (I am not making this up.)

Add this to the quotes file: "That wedding wasn't getto fabulous, it was just ghe-et-to!"

I don't know when I laughed so hard.

I'm comfortable with work and I know DelCo back and forward. Does that mean I'm settled/comfortable/at home here? I don't know. Pittsburgh doesn't seem like home either. Though I miss Schenley Park and Monroeville Borders and my friends.

I need food.

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I'm BAAAAACK.... [06 Dec 2003|08:40am]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | "A Murder of One" by The Counting Crows ]

I'm back. So much has changed for the worse, notably me, and for the better, notably my situation.

I'm too beat to write a long entry, but want to mention several topics on which I'll write more later.

1 Duran Duran is reunited and amazing in concert

2 Is there a web quiz called "which x man are you?" If not there should be.

3 A list of people I have assigned nicknames to (e.g. Tweetigula) that either start with "cunt" and end in
"-igula."

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[24 Mar 2002|05:15pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | "Mothers Talk" by Tears for Fears ]

This is fucking funny.

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Settling in, governor's school [23 Mar 2002|10:54am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]
[ music | "Tuesday's Gone" covered by Metallica ]

The plan for last night was to come home around 4:30, shower, go out to this happy hour thing someone from my office is throwing, and then go to DE to pick up my paycheck. I got home, and I never quite wound up going out. Then I found out that my check hadn't arrived. So, I scrapped the plans and decided to just dig in to the ample unpacking.

I came across some boxes of memorabilia, ancient hx, from high school, and more importantly my stuff from the PA Governor's School for the Arts. I was seventeen then. Most fascinating to me were the mid term and final anthologies. Looking back on my writing then was painful, terrifying, embarassing, amusing, and heartening. Looking back on that of my peers was uplifting. There was so much talent under that roof; it was truly a catalytic summer and certainly a turning point in my life.

Delving into this stuff at this point in my packing process, aside from abetting my usual procrastination, has been very grounding and happy for me in my new environs. This place isn't so foreign to me anymore: the kitchen is where I put the stereo from which I listen to Peter Gabriel and WMMR, the dining room is where I have spent (far too many) hours on line, and the bedroom is where I had nice phone coversations with my sweetie.

Ok. Time to get some stuff done.

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New goose nest, moonlighting, and twitterpation part II [19 Mar 2002|08:27pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | "Daughter/Androgynous Mind" live by Pearl Jam - yay WMMR! ]

Sigh. I'm not exactly what one would call settled in, but sitting here naked with my computer monitor on a milk crate listening to the stereo which is on the kitchen counter, in my new Upper Darby apartment, it's close enough. I thought I was going to go into net withdrawal. But now I've joined the other spawn of a-oh-hell, with the handle of ningoose.

So, I moved. I am renting an apartment from a co-worker. It's all right.

Today I had a job interview. It appears that I will have a second job as a medical assistant. I get to wear tweety bird scrubs and stick people with needles. Well, just kidding about the tweety bird part. I'm serious about the sharps, though.

Well, twitterpation continues on. I am going to Fort Worth for the Initial Weekend of Passion the weekend after next. Whee! You guys would like Mark. He once incited 50 people to dress up like zombies and go running after a crowd of goths screaming "Brains!" That scores cool points in my book.

I am farking tired. My muscles still ache from moving.

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moving, bridesmaid-ism, and twitterpation... [02 Mar 2002|06:00pm]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | "Lightning Crashes" by Live ]

I haven't written in a while, what with stress and lots of crap to do. It's the weekend, thank god.

I am apartment hunting, or rather, with my budget and my resolve to put my money toward bills, hovel-hunting. I want to move somewhere in Delaware county where none of my clients live. So far, I have been lucky, and have found a place in my price range that is walking distance to work. Given the old state of my car, it sounds ideal.

I'm honored because [info]goodpanda and [info]yoak want me to be in their wedding party. I've never been a bridesmaid before. And I've never been to Vegas before.

Also, I am in serious like. I met a guy on line who is as cool as he is living far away (pout) and I will say that there is twitterpation going on.

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I have reached... [03 Feb 2002|06:40pm]
a bizarre and unusual friend equillibrium wherein my friends list exactly mirrors my "friends of" list.
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More... [30 Jan 2002|09:20pm]
[ mood | anxious ]

1. Name you prefer to be called?
Erin

2. Have you ever thought a different zodiac sign would be better suited to your personality?
Yeah, but I don't recall which. I'm not that stubborn...

3. What's a strange word that's been used to describe you?
Feral. Heh heh. Yeah, feral. That was fun.

4. Where were you when you first learned about the 9-11 attacks?
In bed. My grandmother called me and said "they're bombing Washington."

5. Would you rather have a photographic memory or mental telepathy?
Definately the latter.

6. Have you ever been afraid you'd see something horrible when you looked in the mirror?
No... What were they thinking when they wrote this question?

7. How do you perform under pressure?
In accordance with the Yerkes Dobson Law. ;)

8. Do you have more love in your heart or ideas in your head?
Definately ideas. Most of them related to interior design.

9. What's one thing about yourself you just don't understand?
Why I'm always so goddamned anxious.

10. What's the most difficult thing about being you?
See number 9.

11. What's one of the most interesting screen names you've ever seen?
viridian. of course I'm drawn to it because I'm drawn to color. Other a.m.nin favorites include Piggyfucker and Buck Satan.

12. What title would you give your life story?
So Inco-Fuckin'-herent: The World According to Erin L. King

13. Is the media devoting entirely too much press coverage to celebrities?
My problem with that is that it's not the celebrities I want to see. Why doesn't NIN perform at half time? When was the last time MTV showed a Duran Duran concert? Why is one or more Winters brothers not doing Playgirl spreads?

14. What first comes to mind when you hear the words, "Touch me?"
Samantha Fox with pink hair. Puke.

15. Have you ever played the air guitar or head banged?
Yes.

16. Are you more intimidating or approachable?
Approachable, but I have been known to intimidate.

17. Is it possible to be both creative and logical?
It is essential.

18. Considering the sudden upsurge in teen-oriented movies, what's something the creators just can't get right?
Real teens aren't 30 and hot.

19. Which would you rather see--the minimum drinking age lowered to 18 or the legalization of certain recreational drugs?
Probably legalization.

20. Do you focus more on the past, present, or future?
Future. I worry too goddamn much.

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[27 Jan 2002|01:15pm]
The FUCK?
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Yay! [26 Jan 2002|04:08pm]
My incestuous circle of friends is like the borg, ever widening assimilation.

Please welcome [info]synthcat</a>, Portland's own mac-using, synth-playing kitty-petting duranninnie!
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[25 Jan 2002|07:47pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | "Children in Bloom" by Counting Crows ]

LIVING ARRANGEMENT?

I live with mihaly</> and [info]indiscipline</>, who have so graciously opened their home and their liquor cabinet to me. :) And two puppies. We need userpix for the puppies.

WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW?

Justine, Philosophy in the Bedroom and Other Writings by Marquis De Sade, a Christmas Gift, inexplicably, from [info]madbard</>.

WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD?

A black and yellow target design. It's from IKEA.


FAVOURITE BOARD GAME?

Encore. I kick utter ass at it. And Scrabble.


FAVOURITE MAGAZINE?
Hmm. I'm partial to Real Simple.


FAVOURITE SMELLS?

Cloves. Vanilla. Drakkar Noir. Snow. Lemon.


FAVOURITE SOUNDS?

Nine Inch Nails, Duran Duran, Peter Gabriel, Pearl Jam, Zeppelin, The Cure, Metallica.

I do a mean Wild Eep impression.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD?

A panic attack, I'm told.


WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING?

"Fuck."

ROLLER COASTER, SCARY OR EXCITING?

Both.


HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

If I answer it.


FUTURE DAUGHTER'S NAME?

Sasha, Sara, Arielle, Violet, Asha

FUTURE SON'S NAME?

Keiran, Cyrus, Ross (an old family name), Roark, or Dominic

WHAT IS IMPORTANT IN LIFE?

Wearing all your colors on your sleeve, dulling them for no one.

FAVOURITE FOODS?
Spanakopeta, hummus, Mexican, dumplings, dark chocolate, flan, dim sum, sour watermelon candy

CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?
I'm appalled by the very fact that you feel the need to ask. Extensive research by King et al has demonstrated the positive correlation of chocolate preference and coolness. Philistine.


DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
Yes.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL?

For fuck's sake, no. In my clinical experience (and I hear that this is backed up in the literature somewhere) people with personality disorders are prone to attachment to a given stuffed animal. I know a twentysomething who carries a pink binky with her when she is distressed.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE DECISION YOU'VE MADE,
I'd have not eaten the yellow snow. ;)

IF YOU COULD MEET ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE.
I would want to meet Damien Echols, to tell him I admire how he's lived his life on death row, and to tell him to hang in there.

FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK?
Midori sour.


WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN?
Taurus


DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?
Yes. Several hours ago, in fact.


IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED WHAT WOULD IT BE?

a) Journalist chronicling the next NIN tour for a book
b) Drummer, Pearl Jam
c) Stay at home mom

IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR?
I have. Feria #74.


EVER BEEN IN LOVE?

Yes, though I can't decide how many times.


NOTTING HILL, AMERICAN PIE OR SIXTH SENSE?

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back


ARE YOU A LEFTY OR A RIGHTY?

Righty.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?
CDs and porn.


WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?
There's an all night party. That's all I'm saying.


FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?
Guys fucking each other.

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.

I stole it from Zag. His hair smells nice.

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My quiz [25 Jan 2002|06:41pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | Mihaly playing something ]

Here's mine.

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Yeah babyee... [24 Jan 2002|07:01pm]
[ mood | lustful ]
[ music | self explanatory ]

sigh.

want.

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Snow day, saffron hotties... [20 Jan 2002|09:31am]
[ mood | thoughtful ]
[ music | the dance of feet on hardwood floors, above ]

Yesterday Mihaly's parents and sister in law came to visit. I tried to stay out of the way and let them have their family time, partially by shoveling the driveway. I let the dogs out and they were out like a flash, barking, so excited to see the neighbor kids. The kids then gravitated down to our driveway with their sleds. (One of which, I might add, has poor cornering capability with a 29 year old adult on it.)

The kids decided that they were going to help me shovel. In the way only kids can, they seemed to find manual labor to be fun, and brought a shovel apiece from their respective homes. We had perhaps 100 square feet of driveway done and salted when I and my aching back decided "fuck it!" These are the best kids, about eight and seven and four, sharp as tacks and so perceptive. Of course reminding me of how I want a gaggle of 'em.

So the kids were paid in donuts, and they went home, and it still snowed and the snow turned to rainy slush, and I wanted to go to Borders, but I didn't make it out the driveway. So Mihaly shoveled, and his mother fussed about the possibility of him having a heart attack, and I dont' know how he did it but he shoveled the whole driveway. They were gonna go out to Caffe Gelato and I wanted Indian food.

I set out for the Indian restaurant, made it up the driveway, and out the lane to the main road, which was precarious. Even on route 7 I couldn't see the lines on the road, driving was consumed by the crunch of snow against the bottom of my car, and everyone was going slowly except the asshole who muscled past me going 50 in his SUV. So I called them to tell them to stay in, and they decided to order Indian food as well.

So I went to the restaurant and sat at the bar while they made our order. The restaurant was deserted due to the weather. In addition to the normal hot waiter there was a new guy, not quite as hot, but kinda neat looking in his spiked hair and earrings. He was from New Delhi, and more recently from New Jersey, not as blatantly hot and baby-faced as the other waiter, but a bit more Americanized, with sort of a New Yorkish edge to him. I chatted to him about assorted things, vigorously, and was like, wow, I think he's actually into me.

And then the really hot waiter came over and started talking about getting drunk that night, and we discussed our favorite drinks. When it came to tequila, he said "the best part about tequila is the salt and the lemon," sort of giving me this suggestive look. God DAMN. When it rains it pours. But he also mentioned his girlfriend, and he seemed a bit immature for all of his hotness. In this respect he reminded me a lot of my ex-fiance, definately a turn off. In fact, they had that same lush and exotic good looks, scary. So I was more interested in spikey boy. I wanted to nibble on his ears, all around those earrings, just explore all that tawny colored skin with my mouth.

Also frustrating was that the manager refused to give me the recipe for chicken zafrani. I didn't really expect that she would, anyway.

Our food was ready very quickly, much to my disappointment, so I went back out into the snow and went home. We had a feast in the orange dining room, me, Donna, Mihaly, his parents, and Ivett, his Hungarian sister in law, votives burning in sparkling glass along the walls and eaves, wine being consumed, much confusion about which saffron-hued dish was which. Fun.

Now it's morning and the sun is brutally beautiful in only the way sun bouncing off snow can be. It makes me want to find some shades and take the doggies to the park. They would hate that though, being so low to the ground as they are; they are not fond of little doxie penii being dipped into frigid show.

I think it's time to nuke some Indian food for breakfast.

I will say preemptively, Mihaly, that if you post "Oh, yes!" in response to this entry I will personally and with great pleasure disembowel you.

:)

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Oh, yes! [19 Jan 2002|01:52pm]
[ mood | happy ]
[ music | "Androgynous Mind" covered (live) by Pearl Jam ]

We got our snow going on here, baby.

It's so fucking gorgeous out here in the woods, blanketing the dead leaves, clinging to the rhododendra, softening the air and filling the space between trees. The first real snow. The kids up the hill are sledding in riotous voices. Luddie came back down dusted in white, little paws wet.

:)

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The anti-drivey, the big hike, roadside inassistance [18 Jan 2002|07:40pm]
[ mood | good ]
[ music | "Rocket Queen" by Guns n' Roses ]

This day. Urgggh.

Jesus H. Q. Christ on a fuckin' stick.

So.

(You can read some of this on mihalyMihaly's LJ</>, btw.

So, was driving Mihaly to work today when we stopped for gas. Problem was, the car wouldn't start. I was already running massively late with a big old run in my stocking, worried over making two close-scheduled meetings. See Mihaly's LJ for an accurate description of this part.

So I get out into the freezing cold to catch a Septa bus, which was on the same street, but farther. This bus took it's sweet bus-ish time meandering all around Wilmington. I found it pretty amusing that it eventually went right past Mihaly's office. Finally I disembarked near the station. With minimal hassle I bought a ticket for Philly and waited. And waited. And waited.

My plan was to take this train to center city, then take the subway from center city to 69th street station, from where my boss would pick me up. It's a sad thing to say but my day was made when I realized that the initial train itself stopped right in Sharon Hill, where I work. It was further miraculous that I knew just where the Sharon Hill station was.

I called the Bossman to relay this to him, and asked him if the distance from station to work was walkable. I couldn't hear well but I thought I heard him say "you're a fat girl, you can walk it!" I wasn't sure if I heard this or not. Bossman says a lot of things I'm not sure if he really said or not. It's just the way he is.


So I get off the train in Sharon Hill, take a minute to get my bearings, and start hoofing it to work. I wanted to look reasonably professional today, so I wore tights and a skirt with heels. I didn't feel like a fat girl, in fact with hair I get about one compliment per day on and in my tights and awesome shoes, I felt kinda nice looking. But those shoes were a giant PIA even though it was a short distance. It was COLD today on the East Coast, people!

Well I was almost the whole way there, walking quick, when this car slowed down beside me and I thought someone was asking me for directions and this skeevy looking guy, like some typecast stereotypical mexican lounge lizard type pulls up. "Can I give you a compliment?"

Oh, jesus.

"You look very sexy."

"Uh, thanks. Bye."

So, I stumble into the office, out of breath, hair all messy, cheeks all red, and the first thing I did was pop into Bossman's door and yell "did you call me fat girl?!"

It's a tribute to how well I like and trust the Bossman that we laughed over this and I actually wasn't offended. This amazes me, in fact.

The upside of the day was that a cow-orker who also lives in DE gave me a ride home as well as some of the scoop on office politics.

Tomorrow (or so they tell me) I get my car back, and it will once again be drivey drivey time.

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[17 Jan 2002|10:02pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]
[ music | "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica ]

Yay! [info]yoakOne of my oldest and bestest friends</> is on LJ now!

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[17 Jan 2002|07:11pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | "Head Like a Hole" by NIN ]

Today was a better day, marginally. I went to bed ridiculously early last night, and the benefit was that I woke up today on my own before the alarm clock. The waking up process, which usually takes a half to one and a half hours, was greatly expedited by hearing that six-foot lizards were found feasting on a local man. Who knew?

My car died on Tuesday. guy said it would be ready on Wednesday. On Wednesday he said it would be ready today. Today he said it would be ready tomorrow. When I got there they were sitting around a card table with their feet up. My car is still not ready.

The scary part about it is that they gave directions as if it were obvious how to find the place. I found the associated shopping center easily enough but the place was down this dark dirt road, laden with potholes that appeared to have been manually dug. The only lighting was given off my a mountain dew machine, so I was paranoid. They had a Dawg on a chain.

So, I am pissed. I want my car. I got my 'free the west memphis three' bumper sticker and I have nothing on which to put it.

I sicced the bossman on my client's obnoxious mother today. Seeing him in action is a thing of beauty. He responded to her ranting with this zen-ful mellifluous "have a pleasant day, ma'am", and hung up.

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[15 Jan 2002|01:06pm]
[ mood | labile ]
[ music | "Gethsemane" by Peter Gabriel ]

A chronicle of recent stressors:

August: decided to quit my job and move to the less than happening burgh of Johnstown

October: got kicked out of Johnstown house by asshole-being parents, shocking me, with no money
UPMC fucks up my paperwork, delaying lump sum payment of retirement fund.

November: sprained ankle while cooking Thanksgiving dinner,
rec'd shoddy medical care by tweetigula

December: got new job, a great thing, but stressful nontheless

was jerked around by UPMC, my former employer, as follows:

Dec 1 didn't send me a damn check they owed me.
mid Dec still no check, canceled original check, sent another
Christmas still no motherfucking check
post-christmas sent replacement check to wrong address despite my
verication x 3 of correct address.
second day air'ed another check

Saturday: I go to cash my paycheck, and am told that I had previously cashed the wrong check, and that federal check fraud charges will be pressed against me.

I wig the fuck out.

Monday: I dig out the other check and my lawyer straightens the whole shit out. I sigh with rapture-like relief and say "my hero" like some cheezified bodice ripper heroine.

I go to visit a client in the hospital. In Chester, which for the uninitiated is not the most desirable part of Philadelphia, I get lost, turn into a cul de sac under an overpass where there is no room to maneuver my company car, and in trying to turn around grind against a parked vehicle. There is cosmetic damages to both vehicles.

I return to the office and fill out an incident report. I call a client whose obnoxious mother gets on the phone and begins grilling me and being difficult. I need a drink.

On the way home, my car idles out at a red light. It starts again, though, and I go home.

Today: I go out the door. My car won't start. I have to miss work during my probationary period, without any sick time, and the repair bill will eat up all of my money for the next two weeks.

In conclusion:


ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!

Okay. I had to do this, so I can let it go and move on to other issues.

I'm pretty impressed with how I've been operating under stress.

Today is the non-snow equivalent of a snow day, and it is sunny and beautiful. There is a solar powered rainbow maker in the living room so I hung out there and absorbed sun and rainbows and the z-rays the dogs were putting out.

I am gonna attempt to cook Indian food tonight.

Can't wait 'til the new onion is out.

On Monday they are premiering the new NIN documentary at the Trocadero. For free! Whoohoo!

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[11 Jan 2002|04:03pm]
So, what is the most appropriate punishment for a person who sings the Mentos jingle just to piss you off? Is it:

a.) flagellation with a chain
b.) inscription of the word "cunt" on their back with one's fingernails,
c.) no sex for a year,
or
d.) all of the above?
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